A quick rundown of Las Vegas quotes that go beyond “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” Use these Las Vegas quotes for instagram. Or just laugh along if you’re a local, because you know what I’m saying. There are so many more, I’m sure I’ll do a second installment of funny quotes because it sure was fun making it. What are your favorite Vegas quotes? Comment below and let me know which is your favorite Las Vegas funny quote. Considering a move to Las Vegas?